t4tcas:

nothing but respect for my short king 😌

thiccxseas:

No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙

anyway i wanna play a sort of crazy charisma based goblin/tiefling wizard OR a poet kobald bard, probably college of spirits

deep set need to play a charisma based pc vs my inability to think on my feet in games, fight

totalspiffage:

It’s true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it’s a little bit of a free for all like yes I’m a woman but I’m also male and I like being called a boy but I’m not a man like sorry I’m on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.

carharttlesbian:

brassicas complication

highassi:

by the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it

plum-soup:

melon-official:

i put all the pieces into different photoshop layers and solved it :)

since when did they let you post 30-minute long gifs on this webiste

hotvampireadjacent:

everyone is always so mad when i give them a cursed amulet like grow up you got a gift didnt you

deanmartinwatertorture:

zacharylevis:

DEV PATEL
“The Green Knight” | 2021, dir. David Lowery

badjokesbyjeff:

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

ecstatichorror:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

we should all be thankful that the loki show didn’t come out during his original time as a tumblr sexyman because we would have had a very real contender for the next onceler on our hands

i want you all to sit down and think about “loki, but there’s canonically an infinite number of variations of him” dropping in 2014 and count your blessings

#there but for the grace of linear time go we all

castiellesbian:

quarantine did something irreversible to us as individuals.

tryforce:

me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you